One night stand? Nah, meet your lifetime lover!
Some things in life are fleeting – crushes, trends, those fifteen unanswered messages on Hinge… But finding the one is a love story for ages – “the one” being a ride-or-die sex toy in this case. Replace those awkward Tinder hookups and questionable late-night texts (or sexts) with a good vibrator that will never ghost you or hit you with the “I’m not really looking for anything serious right now.”
It is never too late to start treating yourself like the main event. Whether you are a seasoned expert or a first-time explorer of solo pleasure, the right toy is worth more than a thousand mediocre hookups. It’s called self-care, and it is also called self-RESPECT! While some people swear by penetration, I am here to preach the gospel of vibration – because while it may not be singing “come ride on me”, a vibrator definitely screams CAMARADERIE.
At the ripe age of 17, I “invited a little pleasure” into my life with the plusOne vibrating bullet. This bullet isn’t here to dodge, it’s here to hit the spot every time – unlike most of the “Prince Charmings” out there. This was a game changer, and the ultimate cheat code for a guaranteed win. No lags, no glitches, just pure victory. Four years later, and I still swear by my purple bullet toy, with my other toys not even making it to the top three.
While I have named the bullet my personal MVP, my closest friends have crowned The Rose Toy as their champion of first-place finishes. Though I have never experienced this victory ceremony awarded by The Rose Toy, I have heard about all of its highlights and game-changing performances – and let me tell you, it rarely fumbles. With stimulating sucking, The Rose Toy mimics oral sex in the best way – like you’re receiving from an orgasm expert! The combination of you knowing where your sweet spot is and the toy knowing how to tease it creates a swoon-worthy climax, because why settle for a slow burn when you can have FIREWORKS!
Still holding out even after reading this? Consider this your official invitation to the pleasure podium – because in this game, the only loser is the one who never plays!
Words by Rachel Czuba